A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man Tamed it A Gentleman = Elegant Man a perfectionist = I often practice A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing A shoplifter = has to pilfer A stitch in time saves nine = Is this meant as incentive? A telescope = To see place Achievements = Nice, save them Action man = cannot aim Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star Admirer = Married Adolf Hitler = Do real filth OR Hell, old far! Alec Guinness = genuine class animosity = is no amity antidemocratic = dictator came in Apple Products = Support Placed Apple Inc = Epic Plan asteroid threats = disaster to earth Astronomers = Moon starers Astronomers = No more stars Austin Powers = power us satin Barbie doll = Liberal bod Baseball = Babes All Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant Belgium = Big mule Bob Marley = Marble Boy Breasts = Bra sets Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes Butterfly = Flutter-by car has = a crash Chairman Mao = I am on a march Chemistry = shit, me cry Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair Christine = Nice Shirt Christmas = Trims cash Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim circumstantial evidence = can ruin a selected victim Clint Eastwood = Old West Action coins kept = in pockets comfort is = microsoft Confessional = On scale of sin Contradiction = Accord not in it Conversation = Voices Rant On Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts Darling I love you = leaving your idol Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV Debit card = Bad credit desperation = a rope ends it Dick Cheney = Needy Chick Dictionary = Indicatory disc = is cd Disraeli = I lead, Sir dormitory = dirty room drum solo = so loud Mr Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Elvis = Lives Emperor Octavian = Captain over Rome fingertips = finest grip Fir cones = Conifers Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg Florence Nightingale = Flit on Cheering Angel Frito Lay = Oily Fart funeral = real fun Garbage Man = Bag Manager Gene Simmons = Immense Song Geologist = Go Get Oils George Bush = He bugs Gore George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog George W Bush = he grew bogus God save us all = Salvaged soul goodbye = Obey god graduation = out in a drag Guinness draught = naughtiness drug Heavy Rain = Hire a Navy Hot water = Worth tea Howard Stern = Retard shown I hate school = oh so ethical I run to escape = A persecution I spared = a spider Indomitableness = Endless ambition intoxicate = excitation ipod lover = poor devil Jay Leno = Enjoy LA Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans John Mayer = Enjoy harm Ladybug = bald guy Laxative = exit lava Listen = Silent MacDonalds = Clam and Sod Madam Curie = Radium came madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician Many a true word is spoken in jest = Men joke, and so win trusty praise Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm meal for one = for me alone Mel Gibson = Big Melons Mel Gibson = Bong Smile Microsoft Windows = Sown in discomfort Microwave = Warm Voice Monica Lewinsky = Nice silky woman mother-in-law = woman Hitler Motley Crue = Me Cruel Toy my ideal time = Immediately Naturalist = A trails nut New York Times = Monkeys write No admittance = contaminated older and wiser = I learned words One good turn deserves another = Do rogues endorse that? No, never! orators hate = a sore throat Osama bin Laden = A bad man (no lies) parishioners = I hire parsons Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist Payment received = Every cent paid me Please hold the line = Telephone aids Hell Postmaster = Stamp Store Pre Calculus = Call up curse Presbyterians = Best In Prayers President Bush = Burnished Pest President Bush of the USA = A fresh one, but he’s stupid President Clinton of the USA = to copulate he finds interns President W = Newest Drip Princess Diana = end is a car spin Protectionism = Cite no imports Punishment = Nine Thumps Rome was not built in a day = Any labour I do wants time Ronald Reagan = A darn long era Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam San Francisco Giants = Fascinating, No scars Santa Monica = satanic moan Say it with flowers = We flirt so this way School master = The classroom school student = tends to slouch semolina = is no meal Sheryl crow = her slow cry shower time = where moist Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis Silicon Graphics = Can logic ship, sir Silicon Graphics = Gosh sir I can clip snooze alarms = Alas No more Zs Software = Swear Oft Spice Girls = Pig Slices Spiro Agnew = Grow a spine Statue of Liberty = built to stay free Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt Summer Autumn Winter Spring = Times running past we murmur Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade sweep the floor = too few helpers Sycophant = Acts phony TS Eliot = toilets television ads = enslave idiots Television programming = Permeating living rooms The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet! The centenarians = I can hear ten tens The Check is in the Mail = Claim Heck I sent it heh The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian The cockroach = Cook, catch her The country side = No City Dust Here The Detectives = Detect Thieves The ears = Hear set the earthquakes = that queer shake The end of the World is nigh! = Down this hole, frightened The eyes = They see The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath The Hilton = Hint: Hotel The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab I Hustle to Help Man The Hurricanes = These churn air The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil the Morse code = here come dots The president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein = Press had to enquire if this man’s dead The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar The terrorist Osama Bin Laden = Arab monster is no idle threat The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future The United States of America = Attaineth its cause: Freedom! Thomas Jefferson = O short names Jeff Time and tide wait for no man = Notified madman into water Tuesday, November Third = Many Voted, Bush Retired vegetarian = ate in grave video game = give a demo Waitress = A stew, Sir War on terrorism = Swarm into error Western Union = no wire unsent Why do you care = Hey you coward William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow Joint? Sin! William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller